As we fixed bayonets and prepared to go over the top, he’d be taking notes to help his civil rights lawyer mates sue us after the war. So far, the Iran war has shown Starmer at his worst. Ill-prepared, dithering and obsessed with abstract international law even as the ayatollahs abandon basic morality by slaughtering their own people. Starmer has no passion, no instincts and no stomach for a fight. He insists Britain must comply with rules drawn up by international courts that have no sway over rogue states.
Starmerwon’t even ban the murderous Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. Meanwhile Tehran arms its proxies, from Hezbollah to the Houthis, and sponsors attacks across the Middle East. As Donald Trump noted, Winston Churchill he is not. Starmer won’t stand up to Iran and he won’t stand up to Washington either. After initially deciding Britain wouldn’t join the strikes, he panicked under friendly fire and quietly allowed the US to use British bases anyway.
One Labour minister does seem to have a bit of fight in him though. His name? Ed Miliband. I wouldn’t want him in the trenches with me either though. He’d probably end up fighting for the other side.
Security sources described Miliband as “petulant, pacifistic, legalistic and very political”. In other words, his usual annoying self.
Apparently, he’s worried about how the war will play with Labour’s anti-war voters, fearing the party could bleed more support to Zack Polanski’s hard-left Green Party. Plus he also has a personal grudge against US president Donald Trump.
This leaves him fighting the wrong war, against the wrong opponents, and with the wrong objectives. Which these days is a very Labour thing to do. No wonder the party loves him.
Yet for once, Miliband may be pursuing a popular policy. Just 28% of Britons support action against Iran. We’ve learned the hard way where America’s wars lead. Tony Blair marched us into Iraq to keep the Americans sweet, and a lot of good that did us. Donald Trump barely remembers we were there.
Personally I wouldn’t want Trump with me in the trenches either. Not that he’d be there, having dodged the draft. Starmer is right to say the US president has no plan. If petrol prices spike or American casualties mount, he could easily walk away, leaving chaos behind. And he won’t thank us if he wins. Why should we step up anyway, when Trump is lining up punitive new tariffs on our exports?
In any case, Britain’s criminally underfunded armed forces wouldn’t last a week, as Labour would spends our money on benefits rather than bullets. We can’t even defend our own bases in Cyprus.
And what soldier would want to put their lives on the line for this rabble anyway? Labour has found the war leader it deserves in Ed Miliband. No wonder we’re an international laughing stock.
